Gravedigger (f/m/d)
Veröffentlicht am 31/10/2024
PUMPKIN*LABS
- Luxembourg-Ville
- Bauwesen
- Handwerk
- Zwischen 60k und 80k € / Jahr
Arbeitszeit
Vertragsart
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Bildungsniveau
Do you find peace in the quiet of the graveyard? Are you comfortable working with those who don’t complain (mostly because they can’t)? Then you might just be our next Gravedigger! 🪦
We’re looking for a fearless and unearthly calm individual to join our grave-digging team.
Key Responsibilities:
- Digging deep—literally! Prepare perfectly eerie resting places for new arrivals
- Maintain the spookiest grounds—keep the cemetery well-groomed and haunted-looking
- Midnight missions: sometimes the best work happens under a full moon 🌕
- Assist in mysterious rituals such as burials, exhumations, and other shadowy activities that we can’t quite talk about here
- Keep an eye out for strange disturbances—ghost sightings, zombie risings…
Qualifications:
- Comfortable with the quiet (and sometimes not-so-quiet) company of the deceased
- Experience with shovels, backhoes, and other grave-digging tools
- Chilly disposition—you’ve got nerves of steel and aren’t easily spooked by mysterious shadows or things that move on their own
- Night vision and a good sense of direction, because getting lost in a graveyard at midnight is never fun 🪦
- Strong back and supernatural endurance—the dead don’t dig their own graves!
- Must enjoy working outdoors in all kinds of weather… even when it feels like the sky is turning a bit too ominous
Perks:
- Flexible hours: nights, foggy mornings, and moonlit evenings are all part of the gig 🌙
- Peaceful environment—your coworkers are very quiet, and no one’s in a rush
- Year-round Halloween vibes—why limit the spooky season to just one night?
- Access to exclusive ghost stories from seasoned gravediggers
- No one complains about your music choices—put those headphones on and dig to the beat of your favourite spooky tunes
- Discounted cemetery plots for the future (you dig 'em, we’ll hook you up!)
Ready to dig deep and join the eternal workforce? Send us your application today, and let’s start turning over new ground! We’ll be dying to meet you! 💀
Serious applicants only, please. Vampires and ghouls need not apply … we've had issues with night shift snack breaks.
Send us your spookiest applications, and the best one will be highlighted on our socials! Beware, you have until November 4th to make us shiver! 👻🎃
